Tuesday, December 19, 2017

artificial intelligence

Now here comes a toy that uses AI to create emotional bonding with kids: It chuckles when it wins the game it is playing with the kid, and shows frustration when it loses, to the extent the kid feels like not wanting to "hurt the toy's feelings" any more.

People nowadays are so concerned about AI taking over the world and making it an inhumane, soulless society, but I think a little AI in everyday life can actually help move a long way towards a kinder and gentler world for us.

Say I have a personal AI assistant who, through the data I feed it (books I read, things I do, people I deal with, 24/7, actively and passively), knows what kind of person I am and how I would react to things and people. Combine that with the "artificial wisdom" that comes from big data analysis on human psyche and its operating principles, it can suggest me ways to express my thoughts and feelings that are not only intellectually accurate but emotionally appropriate to others.

Thus, for example, when reposting something on my social media, I (with my AI assistant's help) will put some words describing what triggers me to repost this video or message, what in it touches me that I feel like sharing with others, etc., so I am not a human acting like a machine--mindlessly redistributing things like a dumb relay, but a human behaving human like, with the help of a machine.

"Use machine, don't think or act like one," that's what I would like to say. But if we are too lazy to think for ourselves and have to outsource it to the machine, let's at least keep the appearance that we are in control 😉

Plus, as the saying goes: "People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care," we live in an era of such information overflow that it's not what that extra piece of info you have to tell, but why you want to tell it, that carries the emotional goodies people want to know.

Emotion can be a skin deep thing, though. We all can fake a smile, can't we? But if you fake it well enough, even just marginally well, people will still take it at its "face value" and it will achieve the effect it sets out to achieve. 

So, for example, when I am old and disabled, I would be happy to be assisted by a robot who would not only be physically (mechanically) capable of moving, caring me around, but more importantly, always wearing a big smile--even if it's on a big LED display, than be taken care of by a real person who's always in a sullen mood due to the physical and emotional stress that's understandably burdening him or her all the time.

"The hardest part of giving care to parents is showing them happy faces" (事父母,色難), even Confucius knew that 2500 years ago. An AI-equipped android with a smiley face and pertinent, kind utterances can easily take care of that.

What are the virtuous traits that we humans are proud of, and can we program them into machines so with their superior IQ and EQ they can manifest them even better than us? 

Seems plausible. For example, if the ultimate goal of human life is to serve others, as many would say, we can somehow instill that golden rule into the machine's deep learning mind and let it figure out ways to achieve that goal.

From there it could manifest the "brave" behavior of "sacrificing" itself for the good of humankind, if after its big data analysis and super powerful calculation it concluded that's the optimum way to achieve the greatest good for the greatest majority under the prevailing conditions. 

There would be no exhibition of negative traits such as fear, indecision, jealousy, etc., since every behavior would be based on self-learned rules and best outcome calculation.

If a machine can walk like a man, talk like a man, and behave like a saint, what would you call it?

And what does that leave us with this thing called humanity, things that we can still be proud of that only humans can do but machines can never emulate or do better?

Maybe some things like:

Against all odds, we can still summon up the guts to do what we feel is the right thing to do, even though our limited faculty can never gather enough data or be acute enough to assure us what the outcome will be; 

That we can still manage a genuine smile to others even though we are under tremendous physical and mental stress; 

That we can strive our life "for the glory of God", a mysterious unknown, joyfully and willingly.

Merry Christmas!

Monday, November 27, 2017

autumn fun

This is sequel to the online jostling I had with my college alum group earlier this summer, that led to one of the funnest alum reunions I had in years here in Taipei last week!

Sorry to my English-only friends again, the fun can only be picked up in Chinese. But with some narration notes I added, and the few English words and phrases and images scattered between, and a pinch of wild imagination of your own, maybe you can pick up some of the fun your own way 
 
前文提要:
本系旅居南加州的傑出校友盧X國同學(別名 0.1)為同學們的 "第二春" 幸福而苦心打造經營的 "北美回春院" 近來財務拮据,需款孔急;在台同學兼好友伍X綱見義勇為,出面與適逢返台,向有助人美名的翁(X宏)員外策劃舉辦 "北美回春院台灣區酬賓募款餐會", 在群組中發表:

Steve Wu 伍永綱:
據聞盧院長對小弟在台收會費遲遲未有進展ㄧ事 頗有微詞。近日秘派翁員外返台 嚴令他不擇手段加強催討。欲知詳情 請來參加小聚 他將會說明 另聽說參加者會費可打折,餐會中並有:「禁斷的清津海峽之戀」真相說明節目

時間 11/25 周六中午12時
餐廳:再通知(台北市)
參加人員:
翁朝宏
伍永綱
李文彬
施河東

David 翁朝宏:
感謝同學們的熱情,上回我們回春院的網路 fund raiser 超級成功,同學們繳納會費的承諾成千上萬,讓我跟盧院長的眼淚都忍不住掉下來

但也許同學們貴人多忘事,至今回春院帳戶收到的款項跟同學們承諾的還頗有差距;再則我們也理解現今駭客猖狂,大家對網路交易仍頗具戒心,因此院長與我參商之後,決定派我來台,與在地伍大樁腳協力舉辦北美回春院台灣區酬賓募款餐會,如此同學們可以將會款面呈給大家都信得過的 honest Wong 員外,百分之百去除網路詐欺疑慮,也幫大家完成心頭的一樁大事!

餐會的日期已定:11/25週六中午,請各位同學早日將該日期時間圈定下來,到時踴躍出席。參加餐會的目的,除了繳納您一直想繳但一直忘了繳的會費外,還可以藉機與多年不見的老同學聯誼,並可以討論一些有趣但很無意義的話題,比如說盧院長已指示過的關於xxx是否出櫃的謎題。

另外,依我之見,大家也可以討論組織一個北美回春院訪問團,到南加實際體驗盧院長精心經營的回春院多項設施與服務(團費若跟我預購有五折優待);還有是否可以在台灣成立一個回春院分院,廣披盧院長造福同學的理念(伍X綱你若要我幫你在盧院長面前美言幾句內定你為首任會長可私賴給我談條件)...

Looking forward to seeing everyone!

"人生有如蘋果派
  我愛派誰誰就派
  寄語(伍)大郎及(翁)員外
  莫讓春院無銀空澎湃"
--盧院長臨行贈言

Steve Wu 伍永綱:
就怕去南加考察時,回春院已人去樓空 只剩下一些吃剩的蘋果派

David 翁朝宏:
所以要去要趁早,現在就跟我預付團費的話有三折優待

Steve Wu 伍永綱:
翁兄如此積極 業績一定會是小弟的數倍! 佩服

David 翁朝宏:
哪裡哪裡,你美言我幾句,我也就美言你幾句

0.1:
想想這錢還是自己來收比較好, 不是信不過員外大郎, 而是拿了同學們的血汗錢, 理當要親自道謝才是。

時間 11/25 周六中午12時
餐廳:再通知(台北市)
參加人員:
翁朝宏
伍永綱
李文彬
施河東
盧偉國

Steve Wu 伍永綱:
熱烈歡迎盧院長蒞臨指導!

0.1:
我周三清晨到, 周六下午五點就搭機返美。 行程匆匆, 本不想打擾同學們。

rsjeng鄭雙徽:
0.1都從米國來了,我從高雄上去算什麼,加我一個

東森:
11/25的聚會,我也會參加
我來安排,聯絡朝桂餐廳

Steve Wu 伍永綱:
這次輪到我來買單
不過餐廳還未決定 或可參考朝桂 我沒去過 再請教你

東森:
伍兄別急,我因為多年會費忘了繳納,這次就充當會費了

David 翁朝宏:
哇,太感動了
(@0.1,考慮內定東森為台灣分會長)

0.1:
(當然)

The attendee list started to grow:

為熱烈歡迎並配合回春院長回台行程,原訂聚會改為11/24(週五)晚上PM18:00,地點訂朝桂餐廳(在敦化南路,靠忠孝東路),請陸續接龍報名于下;
翁朝宏
伍永綱
文彬
施河東
盧偉國
鄭雙徽
鄭東森
張瑞雄
賴弦五
雷少民
郭宇泰
王暉
謝思謙                                                                                 
陳勤南
周敏祥
賴飛羆
聰明
 
東鷹
俊杰
許俊岳
洪法

But some started arguing and questioning the murky nature of 回春院's finance, to that 0.1 responded he had previously sent a copy of 回春院's bookkeeping to the head of the chat group... to that the head of the chat group denied...  

David 翁朝宏:
這幾天看到群組裡沸沸揚揚,同學們為即將到臨的回春院酬賓募款餐會時而竊竊私語,時而議論紛紛,熱烈期待之情,溢於言表。有道是盧院長夙行良好,不出則以,一出則近悅遠來,不止蓬萊寶島"聰明""俊傑"往來"弘法",就連北加美女也""極思動,"東鷹"也展翅西翔,"文彬"之士也莫名亢奮,與近日美國川普大帝亞洲行相比,有過之而無不及,讓我也激動不能自已

但同學們果真是貴人多忘事,殊不知回春院自立院以來即飽受國際詐騙集團超級駭客連番攻擊之苦,精明如我翁員外即多番繳納兩百五給俄羅斯,奈及利亞無厘頭帳戶,想必眾多同學亦有如是經驗。是以回春院連年空等同學們的進帳無着落,何來會款繳納記錄冊?

盧院長也是貴人,也多忘事,您所謂的會款帳目紀錄,會不會是我們上回網路募款 (fund raiser) 收到同學們成千上萬的承諾 (pledge) 紀錄?您這幾天晚上睡覺前多吃點銀杏,努力看是否回想起那成千上萬的會款承諾與同學們的姓名連等號,您若想不起來的我會幫你想起來,同學們若想不起來的我們會幫他們想起來,餐會上幫大家了卻這樁多年跨洋懸案

念由心轉,其實同學們又何必汲汲於計較您是否曾經繳過會款或曾承諾過千千萬萬,何不就從即日起,立志重繳會費千千萬,建造你我的回春新樂園。西諺有云,"You get what you pay for",同學們,想想看,您要的是這樣的一個回春院:


還是這樣的回春院:


 或者是拿這張圖片跟你的另一半爭取加碼也加入打造我們的溫馨夫妻回春營行列:


​See you soon!

But some still insisted 盧院長 had cheated money from them:

同學甲:
清算0.1,大家一起來

同學乙:
再過兩天看看微恙如何,再決定是否「大家一起來」「清算0.1」
--夠冷了吧?

David 翁朝宏:
不寒而栗!

同學丙: 
@David 翁朝宏 唇亡齒寒?

David 翁朝宏:
@0.1 氣象特報:今年台北最冷的冬天,即將在11/24晚到臨,請院長多帶點冬衣來,免得受涼
但是也別太擔心,伍護法的愛與友情,將會帶給你足夠的溫暖
我的牙齒也不會打顫
(@Steve Wu 伍永綱, 好好表現,你的內定會長缺還是有希望的)

盧院長 fought back:

0.1:
七嘴八舌尬老朽
窮追猛打落水狗
臘月未至心已寒
西出洛城無益友

回春大院歴史久
振衰去病有一手
周五那個敢放肆
來日不治你九醜

Steve Wu 伍永綱:
在會長含淚(笑)開了最後一槍後,0.1沉默了幾天。現在回台前 又開始嘻笑怒罵 看似已找好對策 來面對同學們的質詢。但在我看當屬色厲內䇮 夜行吹口哨 自行壯膽之為。 另外 他的威脅也不會起任何作用 尤其是對沒有九醜的同學們

0.1:
(回春院董事會19日洛杉磯急電)
茲因某海外線民舉報 0.1 君代號荒謬 舉止異常 身份可疑 褲襠太垮 行事囂張 藐視群孺 廣結損友 不招人忌, 經董事會查證屬實, 已於日前解除其會長職務並由原副院長翁員外接任, 即日起該君與回春院一刀兩斷再無任何關連,特此公告。

Steve Wu 伍永綱:
你想的很美好 以為自導自演辭職 就可脫困?

0.1:
我不是辭職, 是被去職, 一定要在傷口上灑鹽嗎?

Steve Wu 伍永綱: 
辭職 去職 有差嗎?套一句Ben 的說法 辦得不好 就是罪人
就要被公審 還想坐在下面爽?!

同學丁: 
怎還不見新院長現身line發表感言?我看又是一樁 fake news

Steve Wu 伍永綱:
翁員外有參加董事會嗎?

0.1:
沒有, 但他是董事長女婿。

同學丁: 
哇!連丈人都扯進來了,真是錯縱複雜。

0.1:
不相信是丈人嗎? 驗 DNA 就知道。
新人新氣象, 懇請大家給新院長一個機會!

同學甲: 
磨刀霍霍,我正在計劃11/24的祭典如何安排,院長一定要很莊嚴的清算,才能下台

0.1:
I shall stand naked before my peers, able and ready

同學丙:
With you naked, Classmates will lose appetite and save a lot of money on food

David 翁朝宏:
哇,回春院 reality TV 越演越離奇,先有院長跨洋急電,繼而董事會疑雲,DNA測試,裸體應審... 劇情比韓劇還稀奇詭異,比機器人倒翻跟斗更不可思議

但盧院長坦然無懼,將穿著國王的新裝(the emperor has no clothes)慷慨赴宴,大戰群孺,如此超人膽識,豈是輕易請辭之徒,國際駭客的詐騙技倆,又再次在同學們叡智的眼光前被識破

回春劇場的完結篇,近在眉前,同學們,朝桂餐廳就在敦化南路,靠忠孝東路附近,離你家不遠,與其事後聽傳言,不如現場看實秀(因為網路廣播法的關係,現場有些國王新裝的畫面將無法直播),現在還有空位,報名從速

兩位準分會長候選人用心安排餐會節目,翁員外除了叫好並暗中建議盧院長對台灣分院採行雙首長制外,無所置喙,唯獨對“翁員外強收會費”一辭稍有意見。蓋翁員外向來行事敦厚,從無強人之心;而同學們熱情赴宴,早已心懷奉獻,更無強迫之理

為表明同學心志,並排除有心人士混跡場內,建議如下:

請同學們持券入場:

若您心目中的明日回春院願景如下圖(甲案),請將它列印後簽上你的大名,這樣表明您(的捐獻)就是兩百五(破鐵管,爛浴缸經環保回收也須花費):


若您心目中的明日回春院願景如下圖(乙案),請將它列印後簽上你的大名,這樣表明您(的捐獻)就是兩個兩百五(=500):


​若您心目中的明日回春院願景如下圖(丙案),請將它列印後簽上你的大名,這樣表明您(的捐獻)就是三個兩百五(=750):


​入場券由伍護法審核收取,東森紀錄

此後回春院經費公開透明,營運進入新紀元,盧院長從0.1一躍而成2.0,萬象更新,同學們日日回春,日日春,世界更美好!

盧院長 arrived in Taipei, now holding a grudge/agenda against 翁員外

0.1:
早安,台北

David 翁朝宏:
歡迎院長本尊現身台北!
熱烈歡迎院長本尊現身台北!!
熱烈熱烈歡迎院長本尊現身台北!!!

0.1:
翁院長, 假話說三遍也不會成真的。

David 翁朝宏:
熱烈熱烈熱烈歡迎院長本尊現身台北!!!!
說第四遍就成真了

Now came the banquet of 11/24 evening:

No kidding: a grand sign with 回春院 name on it posted at the entrance of our private party room

All 24 of us, cheering and jeering, wining and dining, and a happy 60th birthday salutation to our great host 東森! All sins were forgiven, even though 盧院長 did not stand naked in front of us, as he had promised

And everyone received a little gift packet from the host

​Two special big ones and thank-you certificates to 盧院長 and the head of our alum group

​This is what I found inside my gift packet. You tell me what that is

Thus, 回春院 survived a tumultuous year, and shall thrive happily ever after... 

Until we need to do fund raiser for it again! 

Sunday, November 5, 2017

eric liddell

You might have seen the movie "Chariots of Fire", a 1981 Oscar winner based on the true story of a Scottish runner who refused to run on Sunday in the Olympic contests for his religious conviction, but won a gold medal at another race he was given little chance to win anyway... 

A heart warming, spirit lifting story, all right. But did you know this Scotsman was born and died in China (therefore considered by some to be the first Olympic champion for China), and what happened to him after he won his Olympic gold, anyway? 

Here's a fuller story I gather from a book I recently read, if your curious mind wanted to know.

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Eric Liddell was born in January 1902 in Tientsin (天津), China, a couple years after the Boxer Rebellion (義和團事件) that killed hundreds of foreign missionaries and tens of thousands of Chinese Christians, to missionary parents.

He returned to Scotland at age five with his family, and was put into a boarding school for sons of missionaries in south London, where he and his older brother Rob spent their formative years, before going on to University of Edinburgh. 


Liddell's parents only returned twice to visit them on their furloughs from China throughout this period. Their absence didn’t dissuade Liddell from wanting to be exactly like his own father. He later told a friend that he’d decided to become a missionary in China at “eight or nine.” 

He went to Bible class and read the scriptures daily. At fifteen, he was confirmed in the Scottish Congregational Church. As World War I drew to an end, he volunteered to work in a medical mission.

Liddell inherited his father's warm personality and possessed "such a big heart" that "there was no shadow of meanness or narrowness" in him. He gained true satisfaction only "when doing something for others."

Liddell also had a gift for preaching. He could connect with individuals in a crowd who felt he was talking directly to them, with plain words and short sentences, to deliver an uncomplicated message, out of his own sincerity and unswerving pursuit of perfection. 

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Liddell had been a great athlete in Edinburgh University while studying for his bachelor's degree there. He played in the rugby team and won some record setting awards in running for the school, and was selected to the British Olympic team for the 100-meter race in the Paris Olympiad in 1924.

The debacle of the Sunday scheduling conflict was probably avoidable if the British Olympic Association had paid heed to such scheduling early enough, or had not the arrogance or misbelief that Liddell would eventually yield under pressure from all sides about not running on a Sunday.

But yield he did not, and he competed instead at a non-Sunday-required 400-meter race where two American athletes were favored to win, and beat them with record setting speed to win the gold medal to everyone's surprise!


​After the Olympics and his graduation from Edinburgh University, he continued to run and win several sprint and relay races for Britain and Scotland in 1924 and 1925.

Then he went to China.

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Liddell spent his first 12 years in China teaching science and athletics at Anglo-Chinese College (grades 1-12) in Tientsin, his birth place and a relatively safe city in northern China. 

He was then assigned to a middle-of-nowhere village in Shandong Province for field ministry that took him and his brother, now a doctor, a winding journey by boat and on foot through two robberies in ten days to get to.

Besides extreme poverty, the village—Siaochang (肖張镇)—was situated in the middle of pre-World War II political and military conflicts between the Chinese Nationalists, the Communists, and the Japanese. 

Under constant rumble of gun shots and bomb shells, Liddell went on to work in a thorough and organizationally innovative way. He drew maps of the area and highlighted safe shortcuts that ducked away from known Japanese patrols, and compiled charts and schedules that enabled him to “systematically” visit churches and regularly hold meetings in them. 

Space was created in his diary for ordinary house calls, dropping in on parishioners to whom, “he never expounded elaborate theories but suggested the possibility of a way of life that was Bible-based and God-governed,” said one of his co-workers.


​He became confidant, comforter, grief counselor, social worker, diplomat, and problem solver in Siaochang. To the Chinese, who looked on him so fondly, he became Li Mu Shi (李牧師): Pastor Liddell. When any decision had to be reached—and especially if it was likely to stir controversy or required mediation, someone would say: “Ask Li Mu Shi what he thinks about it.”

"It was wonderful to feel one with the people... I have more joy and freedom in the work than I have ever experienced before,” said Liddell himself. 

For Liddell the Japanese were “not to be feared or hated, but sought as sheep far from the fold,” he said. He followed two self-made rules in his dealings with the Japanese soldiers. The first, he said, was: “Take it all with a smile,” referring to crudely deliberate attempts to rile and intimidate. The second was: “However troublesome, don’t get annoyed.”

He once rescued an injured Chinese soldier and an underground resistance fighter, carrying them both on a makeshift cart, crossing a land field of roaming Japanese soldiers, to the safety of his mission's hospital.

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As the Sino-Japanese conflict became part of the greater World War II, Liddell's mission in Siaochang was dissolved and like many other foreign nationals in China he was ordered into an internment camp in Weihsien (濰縣, now called Weifang, 濰坊) by the Japanese in March 1943.  

Liddell became a leader and organizer at the camp. He was seen always doing something for others. He scrabbled for coal, which he carried in metal pails. He chopped wood and toted bulky flour sacks. He cooked in the kitchens. He cleaned and swept. He repaired whatever needed fixing. He taught science to the children and teenagers of the camp and coached them in sports too.

In a crammed, strained community of 2000 people living in 200-by-150-yard confinement, Liddell became the camp's conscience without ever being pious, sanctimonious, or judgmental. He forced his religion on no one. He didn’t expect others to share his beliefs, let alone live up to them. In his church sermons, and also during weekly scripture classes, Liddell didn’t preach grandiloquently. He did so conversationally, as if chatting over a picket fence, and “you came away from his meetings as if you’d been given a dose of goodness,” said a member of the camp congregation.

Hidden beneath the optimistic outlook and seemingly inexhaustible energy, however, was Liddell's deteriorating health. Toward the end of 1945, he became fatigued easily, slow in speech, and after a virus infection from a flu, bedridden.

Doctors at the camp, with limited resources and anxious to dispatch everyone except the desperately sick as soon as possible, told him he might just be having a nervous breakdown due to over-work and all he needed was rest and recuperation to recover. 

He never did, and died in February 1945, three weeks before the X-ray equipment the hospital ordered that would have diagnosed the real cause of his sickness, a tumor in his brain, arrived. He was 43.

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Liddell met his wife Florence, whose parents were Canadian missionaries to China as well, while teaching at Tientsin. She was one of his students and though Liddell was love stricken by her early on it took him a few years before he deemed it appropriate to court and propose and marry her in 1934. 

Florence was as tough and mission minded as Liddell and ready to accompany her husband to Siaochang, only to be forbidden at last minute by the missionary organization. 

As the war got more intense and life in China became more dangerous in 1941, at the advice of the British government and the missionary organization, Florence, who was pregnant with their third daughter, and their two other daughters, were sent over to Canada to stay with her family, while Liddell stayed behind.


​Toward the end of Liddell's illness, he confided in a dear co-worker, that he regretted not having spent enough time with Florence and their children, including the one he never saw. The decision to go to Siaochang in 1937, leaving her in Tientsin, bothered him enormously now. He had begun to look over and across his life, as if striving to make sense of it, and sometimes went into a dark mood and became uncharacteristically pessimistic and doubtful.

Maureen, his third, never-seen daughter, recalled the "huge rage" about  the "monstrous (empty) space" her father left her. At her teens, she quarreled with her mother. “He can’t have loved you,” she’d said to her. “He made you leave China without him. He made you come here with us.”

“I used to ask myself: Was he a deluded Christian? Was he as good as everyone said? Then I’d think: How could he have been? He’d let us leave China. I was so confused.”

But Maureen grew to accept his passing. She believes it was “meant to be”; that somehow his premature death had a wider purpose, which the years have gradually revealed. 

She remembers a drizzly morning in 2008. Beside Patricia and Heather, her two elder sisters, she’d stood in front of his rose granite monument in Weifang. Each of them laid flowers and held one another in what her mother used to call the “magic circle” of family. “I felt so close to him and, more than ever, I realized what his life had been for. It all made sense. What happened allowed him to touch so many lives as a consequence.”

All will be well,” says the note Liddell left beside his deathbed.

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The book this excerpt is based on: 

Interview with one of Eric Liddell's daughters: 

Sunday, October 22, 2017

cruisin' mediterranean

A 12-day Mediterranean cruise we took recently went around the Italian and Greek peninsulas and islands like this:

We flew to Rome two days early so to have some tour of our own before the cruise started.

With a little pre-planning, a Google phone and Google maps at hand, and no hurry-up pressure from a group, we managed to stroll through the city for a few interesting places that we hadn't visited before or we did but had had little time to linger about.

We even took a day trip outside Rome to a UNESCO World Heritage Site villa where the grand views from its hill side palace and a stylish garden with over 500 fountains were eye-wide-open amazing.





​As a history and civilization buff I was fascinated not just by the temples, monuments and palaces by the Greeks, the Romans and the Minoans, but even more so by the ruins found in lesser known places such as those in Sardinia and Santorini islands, that showed how we humans had been going about doing businesses in places so far away and times so long ago.

And the contrast between the bucolic "Godfather country" villages in Sicily and the boisterous hot town Naples which literally sits on 22 live volcanoes, and the quaint little seaside resort Sorrento, all in southern Italy, showed just how multifaceted we human civilizations have become today.

I got an image of a tough little island country Malta through the fortress-like harbor I saw, and stories of centuries of fighting against foreign powers I heard, while so taken by the operatic, mesmerizing speaking of our local tour guide lady. Some people should never worry about their job being replaced by an AI machine, no matter how repetitive and routine it is.







Life on a cruise ship is supposed to be pampered and easy, and it was. Other than the almost daily excursions we took outside the ship, we split our time on board between the gym, the library, the swimming pool, the nightly shows..., and the eateries. We tried eating only once at the no-holds-barred buffet cafeteria at day, and went to one of those formal dining places for dinner and many times skipping the main dishes and desserts, to keep our weight on check. It sort of worked, I gained only a pound and a half after the trip. Damage contained!


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​Enough of words said, the following are links to albums I compiled for the trip. Click on any of them if you are interested, and you'll find photos and narrations for the places we'd been to. Hope you'd enjoy them as much as we did!




Thursday, September 21, 2017

60

I am not a birthday person, the thought of people getting together putting you in focus throwing good words at you for no reasons other than it's your birthday always makes me feel a little uneasy, to tell the truth.

But it's not all about you, you over-bashful, self-conscious dude! Here are four different flavors of birthday celebration I experienced in one past week:

The serene
On Monday, my weekly meditation day, my wife and I invited the group to our home for an extended meditation with birthday celebration for me and another meditator whose birthday was just a few days apart from mine. We enjoyed a delicious dinner my wife prepared, the birthday cake and cookies and ice cream some of them made, some folksy music videos I arranged, then a 20-minute group meditation under the stars in the back yard...

A delightful night of peace and quiet sharing with my "Club Med" extended family of 5+ years.


The festive
A group of similar-aged friends of ours have been celebrating milestone birthdays for each other for years, and on Thursday (my actual birthday) it's me and another guy's turn (we both share the same birthday, he being one year younger than I though). We reserved a private room in a classy Japanese restaurant in Newport and enjoyed custom-ordered gourmet food all together ... A feast of the decade (last time we did this was when we turned 50)!


The gaudy
Though I had long pulled my birthday info from my social media profile, words still somehow got out and one of my junior high school buddies set off a flurry of birthday wishes over our high school alum chat line that included a tacky "birthday gift" photo such as this:


That gift, live bodies if they were, would help cure the chronical foot problem I have by accompanying me strolling through Southern Californian beaches each day, as I joked with my boyish friends online.

The unexpected
Paul Lo was my true heart-to-heart friend in college and one of my yearly must-meets in northern California, except I didn't get to see him this year when I was there and he was out of town a couple months ago.

On Saturday morning I noticed he had tried to call me through a chat line then left a well wishing note after I failed to answer. I called him right back and had a short but precious chat with him, a pleasant surprise that can only seem so timely for a lifetime friendship.




So I just turned 60, how does that feel? Not much really, in comparison to when I turned 50 (half one-hundred, that's a shocker), or even 55 (when I discovered for the first time I could be categorized as senior citizen). Or maybe my premeditation on yet another epical age to come months before has done its job of defanging that the advent of it has lost its sting on me.

60 is a round-up number In Chinese calendar, and we also like to call it the year of turning "easy ears" (耳順), in contrast to 50 when one begins to "reckon what on earth am I here for" (知天命), both quoting from Confucius.

If I were to interpret "easy ears" to mean "whatever my wife says is like music to my ears" ("yes dear") and combine it with the reckoning of what my life's for when turning 50, then I should say by now I should have realized that the purpose of my life is to take whatever my wife says as music to my ears.

That in turn would be music to my wife's ears, wouldn't it?

Maybe 60 is a year of turning around, after all.

May we all find our turn-arounds in life, times to rekindle our love, renew our vows, re-adjust our priorities... to relax, regroup, and relaunch, into the next round of life, all the time!

Thursday, August 24, 2017

kara ok

Ever thought about setting up a karaoke system at home so you and your friends can have fun singing happy tunes together when having a house party?

I had that thought a couple times before. The last one occurred some 5 years ago when we moved into this new house of ours and were installing a built-in audio/video system. I did some research but found it a bit complicated and pricier than I thought and ended up not pursuing it.

But I like singing and lately we had a bunch of music loving friends coming over for party, thus the thought crept up on me again. 

A quick survey online showed a full-blown commercial karaoke system with mixer, microphones, speakers, etc. still looks unwieldy and can cost up to $1000 or more, not to mention the installation hassle. With my intuitive belief that consumer electronics pricing is constantly going downward and new technologies should help make setting up things easier, I went on to explore alternative solutions for a simple karaoke system with decent performance at reasonable cost that I can build on my own.

One of the first low-end karaoke equipment I found online was some all-in-one "karaoke microphone" that combines microphone and speaker in one little hand-held piece that transmits the music through bluetooth wireless and shows lyrics on your smartphone or tablet screen, for about $30. I bought one for trial. It worked as it said, except its tiny platform and limited power were more suited for self-practice and close-up groups than the grander scheme of things I have in mind.

Continuing searching from bottom-up, I found this other simple package: a mixer with two wireless microphones, that costs just a little over $60:


I got it in two days with Amazon Prime shipping and got right on to it. The mixer was a tiny box but looked solid and sturdy. The hook-up was easy in theory: Pair it with your iPhone/Android or iPad/tablet through bluetooth wireless for the music input, and connect its audio output to your existing audio system for the back end. It's the latter that would take me some work-around to do, for I have a somewhat complicated (don't we all nowadays) home entertainment system that includes 9 ceiling/wall speakers, one big screen TV, DVD, Blu-ray players, FM/internet radios, a now-defunct cable/satellite TV input, divided into two zones, wrapped around a slew of receiver, amplifier, master console boxes, etc.

It took some analytical thinking, and a few trial and error fumblings with the wires, but I got it right eventually, and tapped the audio output to my 5 ceiling speakers in the family room. It's a pleasant and triumphant feeling hearing those nice, clear surrounding sounds coming out from the front and back of the room again, a couple years after I terminated my satellite TV service that simultaneously cut off those speakers due to the original wiring design by my A/V system installer!

The bluetooth pairing was easy and almost automatic, found its connection with my Android device the moment it's turned on. Same were those two wireless microphones, connecting instantly with the mixer, with impressive volume and echo controls!

Then came one last sticky point of the hardware setup: Instead of having people reading lyrics from one tiny smartphone or tablet, I want to connect the music video to my TV so all people--the audience and the singer--can see the lyrics and the video on the big screen while singing. How do I do that?

The easy solution was to hook up my Android device--the one that was hooked up with the mixer wirelessly already--with my Chromecast dongle attached to my TV, also wirelessly. What I found, unfortunately, was once that Android device was connected with the TV through Chromecast wirelessly (WiFi), it lost its wireless (bluetooth) connection with the mixer's audio output, or those precious 5-speaker surround sounds coming from my room ceiling. Bummer!

Fortunately, I have an old Android tablet that has an HDMI port that can connect directly, through wire, to my TV, and such wired connection won't destroy the audio connection from the mixer to those speakers. Problem solved!

Hardware all hooked up, now comes the soft side of things, i.e., where and how do I get the karaoke music content to sing along with?

Here is where the beauty and omnipresence of today's internet technology come into play: There are plenty of (free) apps with plenty of karaoke music to choose from online. I downloaded and tried out a couple of them. App 1 has good song selections and quality sound effect, except it has incessant ad interruptions that's borderline intolerable and the song selections are somewhat limited; App 2 is really a YouTube layover, getting all its songs through YouTube search for you, and has longer than usual streaming latency that could choke up the songs badly.

So why not go directly to YouTube for the music, I said to myself, and I did. YouTube has a fantastic trove of karaoke music videos: English, Chinese, love songs, pop songs, oldies, contemporaries... you name it, you probably can find it. They are from people who love singing, apparently, and some karaoke music production houses that want to attract people to subscribe or buy and download their stuff. I easily collected over 50 karaoke music videos I like through random search on YouTube during my spare time in a couple of days.

YouTube does push ads between songs too. If you are a singing purist and want absolutely no interruptions between songs, you can sign up with their paid service, YouTube Red, for $9.99/month. Not only will that eliminate all ads, it allows you to download the music videos to your device, so you can play them offline, not worrying about internet connection or any signal hick-up whatsoever. You can terminate the service any time you want, and keep the videos you've downloaded for your permanent karaoke collection, I suppose.

So my friends, I hope I have not bored you to death with all these mumble jumble, techie nonsense--they are not important. What's important, is you tell me what songs you like to sing, and I'll find and save them for you, and we'll sing them together next time you are in my home!


Try this one for starters:

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

summer fun

Here are some online joshing between me and my pal on our college alum group chat line. Unfortunately the fun can only be picked up in Chinese:

前文:自加入 LINE 群組以來,在南加州經營"回春院"的盧偉X同學(帳戶名0.1,藍色字幕)本著友愛同學之情,不斷熱心提供"再春"建議,但日前開始要求同學們繳納會費。以下是我(帳戶名David翁朝宏,棕色字幕)與他的對話:

0.1:
會費優惠延至月底, 少數還沒有交的同學請速匯美金二百元至 weilu@paygal.ru, 否則之後就是二百五。

David翁朝宏:
@回春院長0.1,我的二百五會費上回已經誤繳給一個俄羅斯詐騙集團了,你若幫我要回來,你留二百,剩下五十還我就行!

0.1:
好厲害的俄羅斯詐騙集團, 連精明的翁員外也被騙了, 真是可惡。 不過據我了解, 詐騙集團的成員並不都是壞蛋。 有的是誤交需索無度的小三, 有的是肉體被她人控制, 更有的是為了籌措女兒的學費。翁員外家財萬貫, 我看這區區二百五十文就當善款, 算了吧。

雖然被騙,但會費還是要補交的。上次那個帳號已因故作廢, 請速匯至新帳號 weilu@paygal.ng, 謝謝。

David翁朝宏:
@0.1,說來慚愧,翁員外臨老糊塗,除了被那俄羅斯詐騙集團騙了兩百五,還被另外一個奈及利亞詐騙集團也騙了五百兩,看來又得勞你出馬追討了...

但你說的沒錯,人做壞事都是不得已的,咱們就不跟他們計較,我重新再繳會費兩百五給你就是

只是你的帳號為什麼長得跟他們的那麼像 ...

各位同學,如果你也有類似的疑慮的話,可以把你的會費交給我,我再當面轉交給偉哥

我的帳戶是 david@honestwong.com

偉哥收到會款後會有感謝紀念品,比如說銀杏,回春院藏書之類的寄贈給大家,你就知道你的會費沒有白繳了

謝謝大家!

0.1:
糟糕!這幾天比較忙沒有上賴, 今天一看才發現被駭客盜用了。 這個駭客不但思路敏捷文筆流暢, 而且格調高雅談吐不俗, 有如我的分身一般, 因此把大家都騙了。幸虧我及時發現,更改密碼,否則後果不堪設想。

穎悟松根和翁員外, 你們雖然被騙但是會費還是要補交, 請速匯至 weilu@0487.com。 謝謝!

David翁朝宏:
還是回春院長英明,閱人無數,一眼便識破駭客的分身技倆。這位超級駭客不但駭了院長的賴帳戶,也駭了我的,實在太厲駭了,我到現在還搞不太懂他怎麼做到的,但是各位同學不要為此傷腦筋,也別再懷疑,只要認定現在跟你們講話的這位是真翁員外便行

凡事都有假,只有回春院需要大家的會費是真的。我跟院長搶在駭客之先,登記了一個新帳號,請大家配合,在帳號再度被駭之前,盡快匯款到:

PresidentLu@HuiChunYuan.org  

.org是經過美國政府核準的正字標記,不是俄羅斯的.ru,也不是奈及利亞的.ng,所以大家可以放心,一次多交幾年的會費,兩百五,柒佰伍,一千兩百五 ... 隨君所欲,無上限

事實上,預測到大家的心聲,我跟院長連夜加改了組織憲章,加設"永久會員及贈品"一欄如下:

若有一次繳納1000的,除了成為回春院永久會員外,還可得回春院藏書xxx寫真集一冊

若有一次繳納5000的,除了成為回春院永久會員外,還可得岳憲同學香港Franki大師所做的襯衫一件(請岳憲同學盡速將襯衫寄到 250 Fools Circle, Con City, USA)

若有一次繳納10000的,除了成為回春院永久會員外,還可得香港Franki大師為美國大統領川普所做的西裝一套(若因為您的政治取向,視川普的衣物如糞土,可改換成岳憲同學香港Franki大師所做的襯衫兩件,或回春院藏書xxx,yyy,zzz...寫真集十冊)

至於一般繳兩百五的同學,我們還是會贈送盧院長家裡親栽的金橘10顆,芭樂5粒(再次證明我是真的翁員外,才可能知道盧院長家後院種的水果種類)

我們收美金,台幣,人民幣 ... 黑錢,白錢,只要是能到菜市場買菜用的,就是好錢

感謝同學們踴躍配合,我們回春院一年一度的 fund raiser 插播,就到此告一個段落



盧院長




翁員外


下台一鞠躬!

Thursday, July 13, 2017

all we need in life

We learned it at kindergarten already:

Share everything
Play fair
Don't hit people
Put things back where you found them
Clean up your own mess
Don't take things that aren't yours
Say sorry when you hurt somebody
When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together

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On Guidance:
 
If you're sincere, praise is effective.
If you're insincere, it's manipulative.

Everybody says they want to be free. Take the train off the tracks and it's free--but it can't go anywhere.

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.

The more you express gratitude for what you have the more you will have to express gratitude for.

Kids go where there is excitement.
They stay where there is love.

Duty makes us do things well,
but love makes us do them beautifully.


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Just prior to the revolution in 1917, a Russian Orthodox priest was traveling from his residence to the home of a poor parishioner. As he passed a sentry, the startled soldier jumped to his feet, raised his weapon, pointed it at the heart of the humble clergyman and asked three questions: "Who are you? Where are you going? Why do you want to go there?"
 
The priest stopped in his tracks with his arms in the air and regarded the earnest soldier. After a moment he asked the man in uniform: "How much do they pay you to perform your duties?"
 
"Twenty kopecks a month," he responded, without lowering his rifle.
 
The priest paused and reflected on what he had just heard. Then he said in reply: "I'll give you fifty if, every day as I pass this place, you ask me those same three questions."
 
Who are you? Where are you going? Why do you want to go there?