kids humor

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.

Logic!! 👌😀
Children are quick and always speak their minds. 
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: Johnny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Johnny: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Tom, why do you always get so dirty?
Tom: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's... Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir. It's the same dog.
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Teacher: What are you drawing, Lucy?
Lucy: A picture of God.
Teacher: Oh honey, nobody really knows what God looks like.
Lucy: They will in a minute.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Happy summer 😀